IS YOUR SCOUT LEADER AN ALIEN?

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CLIENT: Nickelodeon
PROJECT: “Is Your Scout Leader an Alien?” appeared in Nickelodeon Magazine

BODY COPY:

“Is Your Scout Leader an Alien?”

Have you been wondering whether the leader of your scouting troop is an alien? No? Well maybe you should be. Read this list of telltale signs.

Inserts s’mores into slot in neck

Paints community mural by shooting laser beams from eye sockets

Levitates during trust falls

Always concerned about how hair looks from outer space

Won’t take off silver suit after fire safety demonstration is over

Leaves no footprints while hiking

While volunteering at local blood drive, is shocked to discover that blood is red

Makes hologram trail markers

Helps old ladies across the street and then devours them

Sews merit badges directly onto skin

Constantly borrowing scouts’ cell phones to “phone home”